http://humorfeed.com/story.php?title=relaunched-trump-university-to-teach-women-their-place-%7C-the-nil-admirari WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Today, Republican presidential frontrunner and pumpkin-hued billionaire Donald Trump announced he was relaunching Trump University with the mission of teaching American women their place. Senior political observers characterized Trump's move as the candidate's way of apologizing for saying American women should be punished if they have an abortion. Mon, 04 Apr 2016 22:19:16 UTC en